So, I'm sorry. But I had to write it anyway. And it was great fun.
Note: I am not endorsing the use of mLite for any specific purpose, nor do I claim that it will "increase your productivity", "make you a better programmer", or "help you attract females or males". It is just another fun language for those who are into this kind of stuff.
Oh, and please do not look at the sources for now. They are not up to my usual standards.
1 To say the least.
2 And I'm not even sure about that.